Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!