Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.