Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I wait for death and journalists.