I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
I didn't like mundane life.
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.