In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.
I wait for death and journalists.