In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.