Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!