Every age has its happiness and troubles.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.