Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.

There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show.

There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.