When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.

Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.

The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There's nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff - and some good stuff, like getting married.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

If people are still buying tickets, and still buying the DVDs, and they're still watching on YouTube and my fifteen minutes of fame isn't finished yet, then I'll just keep doing it.

There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.