The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.