If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.