If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.