As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.