Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.