I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter
Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.
It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.