That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.

And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.