That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.

Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?

Feeling - what authentic human fun!

It really is better to be lucky than to be good.

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.