Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.

And here I always thought morality was useless.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.