What a terrible thing life can be.

We can't always do what we think we have to do. So when there's nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel.

Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.

She really did like me, the idiot.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2