I did not like this feeling of having feelings.

Killing makes me feel good.

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.

I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.