Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to be so offensive that it becomes uninteresting or so niche that I don't have an audience anymore? But it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, where roasting now is a movement. These roasts are on in India, in Mexico.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.