How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.

I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.

People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops are stressed out and they, you know, pay it backwards, so to speak.

In Boston where community policing is so important, they don't necessarily have to like each other, but they know each other. The cops in Boston make it their business to get out of their vehicles, to engage the public, to walk around the neighborhoods. They live in the community that they police. And I think these things help.

The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.