How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?
I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty one-bedroom apartment, you know, and we need a place to go where you see a bunch of other miserable people sit around and eat a corned beef sandwich.
Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.
The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.
When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.