How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.
I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.