Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty one-bedroom apartment, you know, and we need a place to go where you see a bunch of other miserable people sit around and eat a corned beef sandwich.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.

The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.

I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops are stressed out and they, you know, pay it backwards, so to speak.