The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.

I don't think it's unfair to have writers. I think if you're going to do a roast on television, as if you were doing a play or you were reading a script of a movie, you would have the best possible material. And those are the people who score, the people who are willing to listen to the roasting experts and then come out there and own that material.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?