I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.
I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.
I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.
Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That poor molester. Roseanne never got over it. She felt violated. She had trust issues. She never got the candy he promised her.
South Park called...they want their everything back.
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops are stressed out and they, you know, pay it backwards, so to speak.