One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.

I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.

What a pity people don't take as much trouble with their own breeding as intelligent racehorse owners do. But then I suppose it is bordering on fascism to think like that.