I have no choice sometimes, but there's something about being alone. When I'm alone I might not speak for 24 hours, but you're totally seeing things. It's a pretty cool experience.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.

I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show." But it is something that me, the human, uses.