I don't have that addictive, "What's going on?" feeling anymore, thank god.

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.