Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

It's like, "Women can't handle things because they're always sad. That's estrogen." Men brag about testosterone, which makes them completely out of control too. On the other end of things, it's like, "Oh it was just testosterone. He got in a bar fight." Why is that better than crying at work?

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him but they don't support every single thing about him. Maybe they are misguided about what it means to be friends with Russia. Maybe they come to my show and they never thought about sexism in the way that I talk about it in a joke.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.