People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.

Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what you do. You have a lot more opportunity. You can maybe even not work for a few years. It puts you in a great position to make some decisions. You're not always taking every job that comes and that kind of thing.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.