I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both wishes and goals. The goals were things I'm going to do anyway, because I have no choice because my job is to do stand-up comedy so I have to tour and I have to write stuff. The wishes were all things that could be goals. As in, I bet people who have achieved these things called them goals at one point. But I haven't looked at that piece of paper since.

For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep.

[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.

I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life.

I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and I'm in therapy and am always working on something.

My brain does like the idea of hosting a late-night show. My brain does like the idea of maybe having a show about me. So, I often pitch ideas and work on scripts and do that just because I may not be right about how I feel, so why not just do this, and if it happens and I got my own show, well maybe I would really end up falling in love with it.

When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.