For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep.

I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.

My nana was always a widow as long as I was alive; my grandfather died before I was born. All the women on my street - there were four houses in a row with all old women who lived alone who were widowed. They all had kids, but they were all widowed. My mom didn't put me in preschool; I didn't know that was a thing. I just hung out with these women all day.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. It wouldn't be like, "And it's going to be No. 1 and I'm going to get rich and go on a book tour and own a library." I don't know the difference between doing what I normally do and making a resolution. And if it doesn't happen, then I'm going to be miserable.