I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

I'm not like Woody Allen like, "Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh." I'm just high-strung. So I do need to do a lot of stuff.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.