I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life.

We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like anyone violent or carrying a gun or anything like that. But I won't know if they disagree with me unless they decide to heckle.

I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September.

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.