I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.

I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand me.

God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both wishes and goals. The goals were things I'm going to do anyway, because I have no choice because my job is to do stand-up comedy so I have to tour and I have to write stuff. The wishes were all things that could be goals. As in, I bet people who have achieved these things called them goals at one point. But I haven't looked at that piece of paper since.