I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

I don't have that addictive, "What's going on?" feeling anymore, thank god.

I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I stay on [Twitter] as Jen Kirkman, a person. It's just a way for me to connect with what I know and read everything and catch all areas.

I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop.