I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

I am never home, and it's hard to keep up with things that are good for you to have in life like relationships, whether they be romantic or friendship. I have to work twice as hard to make sure I don't just check out. That's what I mean by vulnerability.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.