I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.

Any expectation is what pain is.