I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him but they don't support every single thing about him. Maybe they are misguided about what it means to be friends with Russia. Maybe they come to my show and they never thought about sexism in the way that I talk about it in a joke.

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.