I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.

Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him but they don't support every single thing about him. Maybe they are misguided about what it means to be friends with Russia. Maybe they come to my show and they never thought about sexism in the way that I talk about it in a joke.

I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that's where I'm ambitious.