Even if it's L.A. and it's warmer, we're not supposed to be revving up right now. I don't like everyone's energy around [winter] time of year.

Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit by a car, I want to know that I have deep and real friendships, people to visit me in the hospital.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.