I'm just going to go to schools and give inspirational speeches about our bodies. I'll just wear flowing dresses and talk way quieter than I can.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.

I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show." But it is something that me, the human, uses.

I have a new rule where I only follow fashion people on Instagram.

Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.