Any expectation is what pain is.

For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep.

Even if it's L.A. and it's warmer, we're not supposed to be revving up right now. I don't like everyone's energy around [winter] time of year.

I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show." But it is something that me, the human, uses.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].