Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just like, "Eww, women." That would be a big thing for me.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.