Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll ever come to terms on tastes great or less filling and hybrids versus Hummers, and there will always be Yankees fans and Red Sox fans, and never the 'twain shall meet. Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.

I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.