I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.
You think you're so cool just because you can walk!
I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.
Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.
I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.
As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.