You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously.

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.