When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.