When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.