There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE them - that's not your job in life. Your job in life is not to be someone else. You just want to be as good at being you as that person is at being them.