There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, "It's okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out."

You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.