When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, "It's okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out."

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.