• The key to fighting is never to fight unless the cause is so great that you couldn’t bear not to defend it and the losses you are going to suffer are things that you could afford to lose. If you do fight, the thing to remember is that it is going to hurt because that is what happens in a fight and you might as well reconcile yourself to it in the beginning and then it will not matter when it happens

Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.

Nothing but good times ahead.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-

Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell