Thatโs not a father. Thatโs a sperm donor. Forget him. Heโs a mess. Concentrate on me. Iโm terrific. (Linc Blaise)
Jennifer CrusieIf you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for myself,' that's hard. That's too hard.
Jennifer CrusieYour cat just got cat hair on me.โ โItโs only fair,โ Min said. โYour suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
Jennifer CrusieI adored you,โ North said. โI just didnโt tell you. You were the most amazing thing that had ever happened to me. Nothing else like you in my world before or since. I was crazy about you. I still am. Ten years later you walk into my office and I see you and itโs like the first time, I canโt think, I canโt talk, I just need you with me. It makes me crazy, but now that Iโve got you back . . . Youโre everything, Andie. I should have told you that before.
Jennifer CrusieYou know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
Jennifer CrusieWhat i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf." "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.
Jennifer Crusie