I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

I can't tan naturally.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.