Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.