I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size.

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good.

The reason why [the medical community] is reluctant to talk about it is because there's such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.

People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in the autism community if we'll take the flu, the measles, over autism and day of the week. I think they need to wake up and stop hurting our kids.

When I first went public with my son Evan's story, I just planned to talk about the 'R' word - Recovery. But soon I was spending most my time talking about the 'V' word - vaccines.