Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior.

What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you.

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.

I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.